You Are One Lucky SOB

This video describes how lucky you are to be here…

Imagine you threw exactly one life preserver in one ocean…

and there was exactly one turtle in all of the Earth’s oceans…

the chances of you being born are the same as this one turtle…

sticking his head out of the water through the middle of your one life preserver…

in one try…

What the actual fuck!  The chances of you being here right now were basically zero.  You are one lucky mofo. 

And now with this one almost impossible life, you get to choose whether to grab this one chance by both titties… or just shrug your shoulders with a dismissive “that was lucky, eh?”.

Your choice.  But it’s unlikely that you’ll be this lucky twice.

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